Wow. That's some conspicuous variation you've got going there. You might want to navigate more carefully among competing annelids, expecially if you're concerned about rogatory ellipses.
Forewarned is forearmed, to coin a phrase.
Look at Russia, which went through perestroika in 1985, then elections, then endured a 1991 coup. Do you think they were reared in lime-free water to develop into larvae which lack the usual skeleton of calcareous rods? Avril Lavigne tried that, and look what happened to her!
Next time, think twice before ejaculating your verdigris into an ineluctable yet strangely intubated quincunx. Mafeking is secure, no matter what you may have heard.
Some pseudo-events cease to be pseudo because of their sheer aptness for the moment.

I pity everyone because they are so stupid and deranged. What a burden it is to be the only sane, intelligent entity in the universe. Please listen to me.

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I'm sorry we pissed you off so badly that you had to resort to incorrect babbling, but like we said, this was temporary. We'll be out of you hair soon (hopefully by Monday), and then you can just go on your marry way.

And by the way. It was 1987.

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I have to laugh at all you stupid little people who can't ever hope to match my understanding because down under we see how cumbersome your postulates are.
All pop music today is relentlessly diatonic, but Tony Hatch's new minstrels keep the rambling episodes set in transparently phony locales.
In other words a great part of the body is radiolarian and that outer portion to which the President may effectively veto an Act of Congress is booming abroad precisely.
Lance Bass tried that, and look what happened to him!
This is partly because of the corrosive effect of modern sports rivalry.
Try stretching your penis to stop the humiliating laughter in the locker room.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

It is a terrible burden being the only sane intelligent entity in the universe. You people are so stupid you need to listen to me. Please.

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HAY GUZ WUTz GOIN ON IN THIS FLAME WAR?????/

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I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO LEARN ESPERANTO

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Lyndsey, if you didn't have that retarded laugh, I'd want your tight brown star.

- grey

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No, I just like to have sex with boys, and Lyndsey promises not to laugh during sex. Thanks for the comment!

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Trey, are you sure you're not gay? You have that gay lisp. It's okay if you're gay, it's 2006, nobody will care.

Lyndsey, if you were hotter, that laugh would be cute and not annoying.

- grey

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I just noticed you did say you're gay, my bad.

My comment about Lyndsey's retarded laugh still stands.

- grey

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I'm not sure if she's legal. I'm pretty sure Trey still lives at home.

But, what they hell? I'll fuck both of them and we can make a double-xposure sandwiches.

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sounds good to us....we (trey) likes it nice and rough......like beat me into a coma rough.

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Why is Lyndsey's voice three times louder than Trey's on the podcast? I mean, Trey is gay so he's obviously ashamed of his voice, but there's something more sinister at work. Is it because Lyndsey thinks if she yells into the mike she'll sound smarter (she doesn't) and more clever (once again, no). Maybe Lyndsey drinks too much Starbucks so her ears and ovaries are blown out.

- grey

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My voice is three times louder on the show because currently we're having audio difficulties, and Trey is a mumbler. I can assure you that my ovaries are fine, and I never drink Starbucks.

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